Got Two Kitchens ain’t about cookin’ and it ain’t about eatin’ neither. Them’s what ya call metaphors. Oh sure it’s a playful song, but it’s also a cautionary tale about the price of trying to be a playboy. Y’see there’s a reason why international playboys all live in big cities – keeping a kitchen on the farm and another in town just ain’t as easy as it may seem. Even with two kitchens, there’s no free lunch.